I have always assumed every baby animal is adorable.
I was wrong.
Truly, there is nothing uglier than this:
A turken. It's a true chicken, though it has a naked neck that makes it look more like a turkey vulture. Or like a turkey vulture mated with a chicken. Or something. Something entirely unnatural, and downright creepy.
Regardless, The Oldest is positively in love with her turken, whom she has named Geraldine.
The Oldest is sure some of you will tell her how adorable her turken is. I figured you'd all have nightmares. So what's the verdict?