Thursday, April 5, 2012


So someone is running cows on the property neighboring ours. Mostly, it's not bad. The sound of cows lowing in the distance is rather quaint, mostly.

Except for this one cow that, well, here try this:

First, give me a good ol' regular 'moo'. Maybe a couple of 'em, just for comparison's sake. Deep, low, long mooooooooo.

Okay. Now imagine an old lady-ninja wildly attacking her assailant, and then accidentally choking on a jelly bean half-way through her wild lady-ninja scream. Go ahead, make the sound that comes to mind.

Yeah. That's what that one cow sounds like. It's only occasional, but clearly that cow never passed the "how to moo" class at cow school.

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